2025 Dedh Cans Pajar Ügens ha Wonan
De Lün, degves warn ügens mis Efen
Monday, 30th June
Otta nebes gesyow moy rago whei!
Here are some more jokes for you!
Gorryp (Gorthyp): A nag eus onan dhis dha hònan?
Gorryp (Gorthyp): Neyjer en dedh yeyn.
2025 Dedh Cans Pajar Ügens ha Wonan
De Lün, degves warn ügens mis Efen
Monday, 30th June
Otta nebes gesyow moy rago whei!
Here are some more jokes for you!
Gorryp (Gorthyp): A nag eus onan dhis dha hònan?
Gorryp (Gorthyp): Neyjer en dedh yeyn.
2025 Dedh Cans Trei Ugens ha Seytek
De Yow, wheffes warn ugens mis Efen
Thursday, 26th June
Ell gesyow en udn tavas bos treylyes dhe davosow erel - ha bos didhanus whath? Terweythyow ma'n geryow en gesyow ow ton moy es udn styr, theram ow pedery. Gwell ew na wrewgh treylya ger-rag-ger.
Can jokes in one language be translated to other languages - and still be funny? Sometimes the words in jokes carry more than one meaning, I think. It's better not to translate word-for-word.
Govyn: Question
Rag fra ma torrow ow cròlya termyn anjei ew gweg? Why do bellies (g)rumble when they are empty (hungry)?
Gorryp ~ gorthyp: Answer
Drefen na wör anjei clappya.
Because they don't know how to talk.
Govyn: Question
Piw a medh "Qwick! Qwick!"?
Who said "Quick! Quick!"?
Gorryp ~ gorthyp: Answer
Heyjik gen hickys. A duckling with hiccups.
Govyn: Question
Pandr'a medh an vantol dhe'n shòger?
What did the scales say to the sugar?
Gorryp ~ gorthyp: Answer
Ma othom dhebm a vantolly ow rowl voos.
I need to balance my diet.
Govyn: Question
Pandr'ew gwres gen pemp dewes pigüs ?
What is made by five fizzy drinks?
Gorryp ~ gorthyp: Answer
Bagas pop.
A pop group.
2025 Dedh Cans Trei Ügens ha Whetek 
E vedh frûtys lowr e’n vledhen ma, en hav diwedhes po kidnyadh. Solabres ma sevy ha shirys gwyls, ke nag ens pur vrâs. Ma lies aval glas war an avalen goth, emesk an kewny. Mirowgh ort oll an flourys dreys e’n keow. Mall ew genam cuntel mor dû ha gwil jamm ha crampesow gen avalow ha mor dû. Ma greun ow tos na dal nei debry, scavyligyon rag sampel. An flourys gwedhros ew pur deg, ha ma sawarn wheg dhodhans, bes na wrewgh debry an greun. Terweythyow rüdh ew diantel!
Nebes geryow rag hedhyw Some words for today
avalen (f) apple tree (or orchard)
crampesow (pl) pies < crampes (m)
dreys (coll.) brambles > dreysen (f)
greun (coll.) berries, grains > greunen (f)
gwedhros (coll.) honeysuckle > gwedhrosen (f)
ke ~ ken although (SWFMm kyn)
mor dû (coll.) blackberries > moren dhû (f)
scavyligyon (m) wild arum (describes flower)
sevy (coll.) wild strawberries > sevien (f)
shirys (pl) cherries > shiryen (f) - alternative is keres (coll.) > keresen (f)